Wednesday, December 31, 2014

The Value of a Squeaky Wheel and High Client Satisfaction

I recently requested a refund for a productivity app after realizing I was back to my old ways: post-it notes, pads of paper, documents and spreadsheets.

I had high hopes this one would be different - great reviews! Progressive visual paradigm based on research! Access and sync data from multiple devices: iPhone, Windows 8 laptop, and Windows 7 desktop.

I signed up for a free 30-day eval, and purchased a one year subscription after 2 weeks - regardless of all the red flags:
  • Rocky Install - The documentation was incorrect. The only reason I was successful was due to educated guesses based on a lot of experience installing software and managing product evals. My feedback to support was brushed off .
  • Poorly Accessible Documentation - Local documentation required a separate download, and was formatted as a project. Cute, but time-consuming when trouble-shooting a problem. Other resources available online were equally difficult to wade through: FAQ, blog, and [gag] training videos. 
  • Annoying Buzzwords - Instead of a "New To ..." or "First Steps ...", the primary starting point is "Brand X 101 - Onboarding and User Documentation".  Because I was skimming, my first read was "waterboarding". Why would they want to torture me? more so than being subjected to training videos? I had to look up the term because I'd never heard of "onboarding". 
  • Quirky [Unintuitive] Interface - Even though there's a nice picture of the Steve Ballmer visiting the office on the About page, with a note that he's the CEO of MicroSoft in case you didn't know, or at least he was...the application is not standard Windows. Among other issues, I got tired of trying to figure out how to change the font size. Not a killer in and of itself, as I've tolerated iTunes for years, but...
  • Functionality - This is the clincher. I pictured sharing projects with my husband, but he gave the app a thumbs-down for not supporting drill-down projects. At the time, I thought he was being persnickety. Upon reflection, it is exactly this lack of functionality that led to why I stopped using the system. I was spending more time moving tasks around from project to project, fiddling with "notes", and trying to make logical categories than I was getting shit done.
Because of those "high hopes", it took 4 weeks for me to accept reality and request a refund.

The Product Manager/Co-founder refused to process the refund because the request was made after the 30-day period expired. Instead, he wanted to train me, "to help [me] overcome...and solve the challenges [I] faced".

Support and Client Satisfaction
I know it is hard to make - and keep - happy customers. I've spent many hours discussing the magic of "good" customer support with my husband. We've worked together building products for public safety agencies for over 20 years with four different companies. Public safety is a tough market: budgets are tight, cycles long, and the clients are innately suspicious of bad intentions.

The basic motivation for making happy customers is kind of selfish: happy customers don't need as much support. The time saved can be used developing new functionality and products. Happy customers make referrals to peers and provide good references. Life is good!

But, how do you know whether or not users are "happy"?

Most organizations measure client satisfaction based on "ticket" volume, the total number of calls opened and closed over a period of time. The assumption is low volume and high close rates equates to high client satisfaction - regardless of whether problems are correctly identified or resolved.

Evidence of client satisfaction may be established via survey - which typically results in "proving" what "everyone" knows via poorly framed, biased questions.

Users stop reporting problems and do not respond honestly to surveys when there are:
  • Barriers: Forms/paperwork, required authorization, etc.
  • Lack of response or long delays between reporting and interaction
  • History of problems that don't get fixed
  • Fear of being a Squeaky Wheel: that onerous label applied to "complainers" that results in anything said being dismissed with thinly veiled, behind-the-back eye-rolling and social stigmatization. 
The perception is "they" (technical support, management, etc.) don't care, so why bother?

Complaints are Valuable
Even though it can be hard to listen to, the criticism and complaints from unhappy customers are some of the most valuable information available to building great products and solutions.

The squeaky wheel is not your worst enemy. That customer is still vested and giving information that can identify the top priorities: that areas where applying limited resources will produce the biggest bang for the greatest number of users.

But, you probably already know what's wrong...which is why hearing about it can be so irritating. The problem may be impossibly expensive to fix, not very fun to work on, or politically delicate.

On the rare occasion someone reports a problem you don't know about, kiss their feet and do everything you can to encourage this behavior! These folks are your golden canaries in the coal mine.

So who is the enemy? Users who don't talk. "Lieutenant, your men (products, relationships, etc.) are already dead." It's just a matter of time. They don't need what you got...

Good clients talk. What they have to say may be hard to hear or deal with, but each contact is an opportunity to show you care for that person, that you value their experience - especially when it differs from your own - and appreciate their time. You many not be able to fix every problem, but most users when approached with timely response, sincere respect, and honesty become enthusiastic supporters and partners, helping to trouble-shoot and resolve problems, buying time when you need it most.

Training is Not the Issue
One of the few things that makes me more nuts than hearing someone whine about "needing training", is being told that I need it. Training is a lame excuse. It's a defensive maneuver that demonstrates lack of commitment and  motivation.

I'm perfectly capable of identifying the information I need, and taking whatever I'm working on to the next level. I learn most effectively by organically gathering information and testing. I have a hard time sitting still in classrooms and meetings.

Although I've produced training videos to make users happy, I hate sitting through them. What I want, is well-written searchable text that I can hit from either inside a help system or a search engine, and an intuitive user interface that adheres to basic application standards for that operating system.

Admittedly, I'm not most users. Nor am I like most trainers. I started tutoring one-on-one when I was 8 years (teachers in the US deal with bored gifted kids by making them tutor their classmates), and have been teaching ever since.

Based on my experience working with adults and children, both as unwitting volunteer and tech professional, if we are ever to nurture the innate talents of individuals, we need to stop training people. 

Instead of assuming the problem is the user, open your mind and listen.

The Screen Door
20 years ago, we replaced the screen door with a screen curtain. Our dog, Katana, invented this solution. She was a wonderful dog, and but unfortunately, the proverbial bull in the china shop at 78 pounds of pure exuberant muscle.

After replacing the screen door for the third time, we started to realize...there is no "training" this dog. She doesn't mean to run through the door; it just happens.

On one charge through the closed door, Katana did not bend the frame, but instead tore the screen along the edges. Ah hah! We cut the fabric a little higher side and bottom and voila! A real solution.

Watch and Listen
Even when support comes from the right place, when users are regarded with compassion and respect, it's a constant battle to crawl out of your own personal shit and listen instead of blaming the user.

The other day, my mom mentioned the house was cold. She was having problems using the new thermostat to turn on the heat. I went over to her house the next day, and patiently demonstrated again how to use the system.

Then I asked Mom to show me how to make the heater turn on. She stared at the panel for awhile, and asked "what does override mean?". Having been down that question-and-answer before, I realized: Mom doesn't need more "training"; she needs an on/off button.

There are few things more gratifying than building tools and deploying systems that users love. The only way to get there is to create a partnership based on trust, where users spend time explaining what they need. Often, the conversation starts with a problem or complaint. Don't shut down the information you need with ticket systems, surveys, and assumptions.

"Them that know, know what they know, and them that don't know, don't know they don't know" - Maria Muldaur

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Why We Switched from AT&T to T-Mobile

3 days ago, I pulled the trigger and drove straight from Berkeley Bowl to a T-Mobile store. An hour later, I walked out the door with a brand new black Galaxy Note 4 and a new iPhone 5s (space grey).

After 14 years with AT&T Cingular, we switched carriers.

It was another round of "server not found" messages in email and "ah snap" frowny faces that tipped me over the edge - but we've had a lot of problems. The fiasco of the dreaded White Galaxy Note 4 left us with two aged smart phones on a 10 GB Mobile Share plan with an average monthly bill of $155.
  • My husband couldn't receive or place calls on his Galaxy S II
  • He was pissed off every time AT&T pushed another mandatory Android update
  • International roaming was prohibitively expensive, leaving him crippled in Taipei for 2 weeks
  • The black Galaxy Note 4 was on indeterminate back order
  • The bill would jump $25/month/phone unless we picked the Next plan upgrade option, which is not cost effective
  • The reception on the iPhone 4s rarely hit 4 bars in the East Bay - with no reception in many areas east of the hills.
  • The iPhone 4s was limited to 3G
  • I wanted a better camera
At this point, we were paying for a service that was not being delivered.

When AT&T "permacookies" hit the news, my husband joked about the "unethical monitoring shit-house" -  and asked when the contract was up.

But because we depend on the mobiles for business, switching felt risky. We need good coverage and a stable, strong signal.

Although Verizon is the drug of choices for law enforcement agencies, the plans looked to be even more expensive than AT&T, and I wanted the option to unlock on a GSM network while traveling. (NOTE: Verizon also uses permacookies.)

T-Mobile caught my interest a few months ago when Japanese billionaire Masayoshi Son's attempted a corporate takeover. T-Mobile fought off the bid while investing heavily in innovative "wi-fi calling"; the Speed Test results in the Bay Area are pretty impressive.

The Clincher: No Contract
What convinced my husband to give T-Mobile a try is: there is no risk. The contract is month-to-month, so if we don't like the service, we can unlock the phones and go back to AT&T.

The phones are 0% financed on a 2 year term. We can upgrade when half the balance is paid, and the balance will be applied to the new phone.  Total cost is $54.12/month.

The monthly service charge is $132. That's $23 dollars less than what we were paying on AT&T.

Each phone has 3GB of data. T-Mobile does not charge overage. The data is capped, but you can choose to purchase additional if you need/want to.

Having recently dropped a phone in the toilet (don't ask), I took the optional $10/month for lost/stolen/damage coverage. Replacements are $125 with unlimited warranties.

HAPPY CAMPERS! ALL PROBLEMS RESOLVED!
We have great coverage, brand new phones - and the envy of all the guys at work still waiting for their back-ordered black Samsungs ;-)

Bonus: The trade-in value was calculated on the spot. The sales rep provided a postage paid label and packing materials that are good for 30 days. The refurbed iPhone 4s that I paid $99 for 3 years ago is fetching a whopping $38 for trade-in.

How to Transfer Existing Phone Numbers
To avoid a delay in service or double payments, be prepared to provide:
  • Your AT&T account number
  • IMEI numbers of your existing phones
  • $10 a piece for SIM activation
Officially, it takes up to 24 hours to transfer the lines, but ours was complete in 2 hours.

Transferring your phone number to another carrier closes the AT&T account - no need to call.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Galaxy Note 4 - Color Matters!

When it comes to cell phones, we are a divided family. My husband is a die-hard Android user, while I'm fairly enamored with my iPhone.

More than a phone, the mobile functions as an auxiliary brain-bucket: a place to store ideas, research, and play.

It's up close and personal, I mean: it's in your front pocket. Color matters!

I noticed a few years ago, our phones would start "acting up" whenever there's a new kid on the block. Sometimes they even jump into the washing machine or a plate of curry...

The recent release of the iPhone 6 and Galaxy Note 4 is no exception, only more painful as the release dates are only one month apart.

Even though I can hardly tolerate one more minute trapped on 3G with my 4s, upgrading the Galaxy Note II took precedence when that device lost the ability to receive or place calls. 

Yes, we keep stuff for a long time - including the carrier. We've been with AT&T Cingular for 14 uneventful years - until a few months ago when we switched to a Mobile Share Value Plan. 

The upgrade options online were unclear, and covered in fine print. I called customer service rather than risk an expensive mistake, and placed an order for a black Samsung Galaxy Note 4 on launch day: Oct 17th. 

My husband bounced out the door with his new toy on Oct 23rd. 

Imagine my dismay that night when I finally laid eyes on the object of his desire: white.

"I didn't order white! I ordered black!"

"Oh, well, I thought you ordered white. That's not my first preference..."

Aside from the fact that it looks, well, feminine: white will most certainly be grubby grey within a month - my husband is a maker, he's always got "stuff" on his hands.

After too many phone calls and trips to the corporate store, we slowly came to realize: AT&T is out of stock of charcoal black.

While my husband embarks on his third adventure to a corporate store to return the dreaded WHITE Galaxy Note 4, I got to thinking: How did this happen? Did I screw up and not read the order confirmation?! 

Looking at the Samsung website, I discovered you can order directly from the manufacturer. The carrier and color are embedded in the product codes. For example, AT&T black is SM-N910AZKEATT; white is SM-N910AZWEATT. Verizon black is SM-N910VZKEVZW, etc.

Our email confirmation is for a "SMN910A" - the model number. The color is not identified.

Although AT&T doesn't do jack to help users determine availability, Samsung's website has a great page for searching by carrier:

All AT&T corporate stores in the East Bay are, indeed, out of stock, but you can purchase from Costco - if you have a Costco membership :/ 

AT&T euphemistically classifies the return as "buyer's remorse", and is graciously not charging a $36 re-stock fee - because I ordered black, not white, and that really is a different product.

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Blogs and Bugs

I started this blog 7 years ago.

Contrary to the snarky definition on Urban Dictionary, my blog is not a "meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary". I spend quite a bit of time researching, composing, and editing my online journal entries.

The posts wax and wane depending on how buried I am with work, but even then: it's lovely to have a place to write that has nothing whatsoever to do with getting paid. I consciously chose not to monetize my blog; there are no ads, no click-thrus... 

I went completely private a couple of years ago after a) getting hit with spam comments from vendors and, b) receiving a few nasty emails from someone that I didn't know who was pissed off about getting updates about new posts.

I didn't have time to deal with the blog settings - but I kept on writing. 

I recently enabled public access as part of my job search with the intent of providing a portfolio piece that demonstrates ability to communicate effectively in a casual voice, a requirement in the age of social media. This led to spinning up a [failed] second blog dedicated to tech - and a few realizations inspired by the thoughtful posts by [published] writers on Twitter:
  • Writing is a practice. Like playing music or dancing, you have to do "it" regularly or the skills atrophy.
  • Writers need to write. Even though writing is time-consuming, and not necessarily fun, regardless of whether or not anyone reads what you have to say: writers needs to push the words out like birds need to fly and fish need to swim.
  • Working on my resume resulted in being plagued by trite clichés.
  • I terribly miss having an albeit limited captive audience, people who want to, and need to, read what I write.
  • Muzzling what you write about for whatever reason - legal, political, or social - spills over and impacts the ability to write in general.
Words matter - and can have more than one meaning. Since a "bug" is an insect, or a concealed microphone, or something annoying - I feel fully justified folding the single post from the failed tech blog into boninthegarden.

Besides: it's my blog, and I'll write what I want to ;-)


Sunday, September 7, 2014

CA Drought - Emergency Regulations and How to Cut Back

The gardens in the Bay Area are steadily turning brown since the California emergency regulations went into effect on July 29th, 2014. These restrictions specifically target outdoor water use in urban areas. The following activities are punishable by a fine of up to $500 per day for each day of violation:
  • The application of potable water to any driveway or sidewalk.
  • Using potable water to water outdoor landscapes in a manner that causes runoff to adjacent property, non-irrigated areas, private and public walkways, roadways, parking lots or structures.
  • Using a hose that dispenses potable water to wash a motor vehicle, unless the hose is fitted with a shut-off nozzle.
  • Using potable water in a fountain or decorative water feature, unless the water is recirculated. Recycled water is not mandated, but encouraged for fountain use.
In case you're wondering, the definition of "potable water" is "safe to drink". For us city dwellers, that means anything that comes out of the tap, faucet or spigot.
http://www.swrcb.ca.gov/publications_forms/publications/factsheets/docs/fs072914manwaterreg.pdf

Individual cities and water suppliers may have additional restrictions. For example, City of Hayward also prohibits "excessive use of water due to defective or broken plumbing or irrigation system", and "strongly" encourages residents to:
  • Limit irrigation to two days per week
  • Irrigate in the early morning and evening hours (between 7 pm and 7 am) to reduce evaporation
  • Install water-saving fixtures and appliances
  • Ensure full loads in dishwashers and clothes washing machines
Residents are encouraged to report offenders by calling a hotline number or sending an email.

Putting the nasty politics aside - the disparities between urban vs. agriculture, north vs. south, climate change vs. cycle - I maintain the only way we (humanity) are going to make it through these changing times is to nurture the urban ecosystem. Trees and plants clean the air of particulates, absorb noise pollution, and reduce the effects of the urban heat island. Making urban areas livable discourages urban sprawl.

While green lawns make me cringe, I am equally appalled by the weed infested, bare dirt springing up in our neighborhoods. It reminds me of the height of the foreclosure crisis - but these homes are not vacant.

The soil is dead. 
This yard has not seen one drop of water all summer.

The slightest breath of wind casts a fine layer of dust across neighboring gardens, choking both plants and people alike.


It will take tremendous effort - and expense - to revitalize this garden now that the soil is dead.

How to Cut Back and Have a Garden
    Water LESS, but don't stop! Plants and the soil need water to stay healthy. Okay, there are some plants that do not need summer water, but without that dribble, the microbes and worms in the soil die, the top soil blows away, and you're left with dirt that won't grow anything - except tumbleweeds.  

    Like the Rose Lady says, "the roses look like shit, because I dropped the drip to a trickle, but the root ball will stay alive." 

    Looks pretty good to me!




    Irrigation: We started putting in a drip system last year, and oh what a difference! Aside from not having to spend hours each week hauling hoses, it is so much more effective - and consumes less water.

    You can direct the water to pots, dribble on trees, and use sprayers and bubblers for the plants.

    It took some effort. (My husband researched and did the design.)

    The side is on a timer, in a hand-crafted covered box to protect it from the elements, and the back is manual.

    Grey Water: Just this morning I complimented a gardener in Niles Canyon after mooning over this parking strip beauty. Her response was, "I'm keeping is alive one bucket at a time". 

    I would too, except my bucket isn't big enough so the laundry machine thinks it's overflowing and doesn't drain the cycle. (Yes, a new bucket is on the list.)

    You'd think the government types would be more supportive of recycling household grey water, but they are not. It is very difficult to get a permit for a residential household grey water system, and I've yet to see a City website that recommends bucket hauling for irrigation.

    The problem is disease control. Towels used in the kitchen and bathroom collect fecal particulates, bacteria, and/or protozoas that [literally] come out in the wash. Instead of going down the drain to a treatment plant and massive doses of chlorine, these contaminants remain viable in untreated grey water.

    Please do not use grey water on plants used for growing food! 

    Other Ways to Conserve - Not on Government Websites
    There are a few other things you can do to use less water in the house, and have more for the plants and bird bath. 

    Cistern: We hooked up a 50 gallon cistern to a gutter downspout back in Spring to capture what little rain may come. It's not a lot of water, but it's not going down the drain to the bay. 

    If you get a cistern, make certain to get mosquito pellets, or you may be growing a flock of blood suckers with your plants. 

    Flushing: I recently read an article in the Rossmoor Newsletter that proudly announced one resident is flushing only once a day. While truly noble, I can't help but get totally grossed-out thinking about what that 70-plus year old woman's toilet looks and smells like. Personally, I flush every 3rd pee, and always number two.

    Showers:  We put a clock in the shower with a timer and established a 10 minute shower per day rule - which I regularly violate, but I certainly no longer linger for 20+ minutes. 

    Military showers work great when sudsing and shaving. Just shut the water off until ready to rinse.

    Sponge baths work when you get dirty in the garden, but already had The Shower for the day.

    I know some folks bring a bucket in the shower to collect the grey water, but I'd probably kill myself tripping on it.
    At the Sink: I've been turning the water off when I brush my teeth for 45 years, since my first drought. When hand washing dishes, suds, then turn the water on to rinse.

    On a Final Note, or Tweet
    This morning I stepped into the garden, and almost immediately the chickadees and nuthatches started calling. The bird bath was dry. Minutes after refilling the basin, the birds descended to drink and bathe, chittering and splashing, just feet away from me.

    We share this planet with other creatures. It takes so little to help them, and it will fill your life with joy.

    Got any other ideas? Please share...

    Sunday, August 17, 2014

    The Drought in California

    The Drought in California is very bad - driest year on record for many areas:
    http://www.acwa.com/content/local-drought-response

    The impact is hard to imagine, even for those who live in California. I was shocked to see the bottom of the San Leandro Reservoir a couple of weeks ago - even after seeing these Before and After photos that were published in January:
    http://www.weather.com/news/stunning-photos-californias-lakes-depleted-extreme-drought-20140123?pageno=1

    Governor Brown declared a state of emergency in January, and at that time, asked residents to voluntarily cut back water consumption by 20%:
    http://www.water.ca.gov/waterconditions/declaration.cfm

    The response was spotty; some districts reduced consumption while others increased:
    http://www.mercurynews.com/science/ci_25090363/california-drought-water-use-varies-widely-around-state

    Overall, usage went down about 1% - not enough. So mid-July, the state approved $500-a-day fines for hosing down sidewalks, watering to the point of runoff, or washing your car without a shutoff nozzle.

    The water supply system is a convoluted mess. The result is dramatically different conservation measures depending on where you live, even for neighboring communities. For example, EBMUD (East Bay Municipal Utility District) supplies all the cities in the East Bay:
    http://www.watereducation.org/general-information/other-major-water-systems

    But each municipality contracts service from one of hundreds of different suppliers:

    Alameda County Water District notified Fremont, Union City, and Newark businesses and residents of mandatory restrictions - with fines - back in March:
    http://www.acwd.org/

    While just north of Fremont, the City of Hayward is still on voluntary conservation until August 1st. Our water is purchased from the San Francisco Public Utilities Commission:
    http://www.hayward-ca.gov/GREEN-HAYWARD/WATER-CONSERVATION/

    Many refer to "the drought" in terms of this year, or the cumulative impact over the past 3 years:

    But the data point to this particular downward trend starting in 1998 - right after the last big El Nino event:

    I say "particular", because historically, California has experienced droughts that last hundreds of years (credit to M. Tsui).

    Regardless of the debate over climate change and global warming, the dramatic increase in population over the past 100 years means we have to use our resources wisely. Humans can live without food for 46 to 73 days, but we will die in 3 to 5 days without water.



    Of course in California, it's all very political:

    Some sources estimate that agriculture uses 80% of the water supply:

    So the question is: how much is 20% of 20% really going to help, especially in light of the long-term trend?  

    Personally, I don't think the politics warrant letting a water-wise garden die. We need plants and trees to process our emissions and pollutants, and hold the soil against wind and rain - especially after a fire. Native plants use less water than lawn, and hold moisture in the soil to support an entire community.  

    Green lawns in California happen in spring. It's called a "meadow".  A green lawn in August is an un-natural occurrence that demands copious amounts of water and chemical fertilizer poisoning our ground water, streams, and ocean while stealing valuable real estate from the native plants that provide much needed food and shelter to birds, butterflies, bees, lizards, frogs, etc.

    We started replacing our lawn, bit by bit, 10 years ago, when the last drought kicked our ass.

    Ironically, the most generously funded Lawn Be Gone programs seem to be sponsored by the most affluent communities:

    But you really don't have to "landscape" all at once. Wildflowers are a time honored tradition to brown dirt in my neighborhood - and they come back year after year! I like Renee's scatter gardens:
    http://www.reneesgarden.com/seeds/scattercans.html

    Save the World!  Grow Flowers!